Post by Areelah Gregorie on Feb 26, 2011 19:31:47 GMT -5
Hello, it's Orville again. So yah, jumped out of Apollo's chariot, got stuck in the woods. Well I've been living off my emergency junk food, but a couple days ago I ate it all (I kinda lied when I said my supply would last 2 weeks--I ate it in one day). I am starving. First thing I tried to do was eating my own boogers. It actually worked for a while, but then I remembered that boogers have dirt in them. My science teacher said something like that once. And he hated me too! Once he poured ACID on me! It burned off like 50 lbs of fat. Then I found these berries. They tasted good, even though they weren't processed. Eventually, I figured out they were poisonous, because I started getting these really itchy rashes everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. So I decided that there was only one thing to do, and you all probably hate me for this. I had to steal food from the camp. So one night I was walking along sulking along, crying, and I come across what looks like an archery place. A boy and a girl had taken their lunch out there, and now they were making out. This was the perfect opportunity to get some actual food! I crept over and picked up their plates. I looked at the meal. Tacos. The king of greasy food. As I walked backwards, I stepped on a twig. Romeo and Juliet quickly looked in my direction I ran as fast as fat little legs could cary me ( which by the way is not very fast at all). I ran and I ran and I ran. When I finally stopped I felt something on my back. I looked over my shoulder. There was a trail of arrows from where I was running. They must have bounced of my fat, I thought to myself. I was lucky to be alive. Now for tacos. But when I looked at the plates, but the tacos weren't there. They'd fallen off while he was running. So I did what I do second best. Cry myself to sleep.
-Orville Kloschemheimer
-Orville Kloschemheimer