Post by Areelah Gregorie on Feb 26, 2011 15:05:15 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Orville. First of all, I'd like to apologize for not being a demigod and stuff, but I simply CAN'T go back to my old life where everybody hates my guts and wants to beat me up. So it all started when my parents told me to go sleep on the porch because they hated me. As I was crying myself to sleep, I saw something in the sky that looked like a comet, and it was heading this way. So I flipped out and started running in circles and screaming for help. Then, the comet seemed to be slowing down, and then it landed in my neighbor's backyard. After 10 more minutes of screaming and running, I decided to go check out the comet. When I entered my neighbor's backyard, I didn't see a comet. Instead I saw a chariot. A guy got out and went over to my neighbor, Nick, who was in his backyard at the time. Then chariot man started telling Nick about this place called Camp Half Blood, and told him he was a son of Zeus, and he needed to go to the camp right away because he was in danger or something. Well the whole demigod thing sounded way better than getting mauled by people 24/7, so I just as they were about to fly off, I jumped in the back of the chariot. After a lot of flying and stuff, the chariot guy (who said his name was Apollo) pointed to a little group small buildings and said, "That's Camp Half Blood." As we were getting closer Apollo said, "There's a sort of force field here that only lets demigods in. It keeps monsters and things out. We're about to go through it." Oh no. It felt like getting slapped by Chuck Norris. I was thrust to the back of the back of the chariot. I guess I got through because I was in that chariot. "What was that?" said Apollo. Oh no. I knew I couldn't get caught, so I did what I do best. Fall and get hurt. I jumped out and landed on the hard ground. Luckily, my vast amount of blubber cushioned my fall. I sat up and brushed myself off. Looking around, I saw the camp and the woods. Well I couldn't go in Camp Half Blood, so I've been hiding out in the woods for the past 5 weeks. Luckily I had my emergency junk food, and I'll have a good source of high calorie snacks for the next 2 weeks. Again I'm sorry for invading the camp, but you know why. Please do not send a search party out to kill me.
-Orville Kloschemheimer
-Orville Kloschemheimer